Score: 8

"entertaining"

submission: Drinking with Starfleet

date: May 14, 2008

Found this one and decided to give it a shot. Took me a beer a piece to take out picard and worf, one beer to take out the doc and wesley, and another 3/4 of a beer or O'Brian. almost 5 beers in about as many minutes does the job just right, good job on getting me buzzed sir

Score: 7

"Maybe just a little redundant but"

submission: E.M.O.

date: February 27, 2007

It seems like anti emo is really starting to get beaten into the ground more and more every day. I can understand the hatred for the sub culture (i call it goth lite) and i sure as hell am tired of dealing with the trend but it is getting a little bit old. now that my bashing is done overall i liked this vicious little piece of work. it was short, sweet, and to the point without dragging things out or being too outlandish. you probably caught alot of shit for this one but nice job

Score: 7

"just to brush on a few things"

submission: The Bar Pick-Up

date: February 8, 2007

I see alot of criticism over the booger comment and ok maybe it is a bit much, but overall girls really do like some humor in a guy. most find it a turn on, at least in my experiences, and it also deviates from the standard deeter mentality you find in most clubs where the guy things he's hot shit and you should nail him because he overpayed for both his clothes and his car. it shows you have a bit of a playful side and while you have confidence enough to joke you aren't cocky.

So basically, quit hating on the poor guy. he's just trying to help his fellow man by showing some of the basics

Score: 10

"This is your best short to date!"

submission: CU-Valentine's Special

date: February 15, 2006

Completely hilarious, nothing more i can say

Score: 8

"Geez, quit riding IllWillPresses nuts"

submission: The Portal Guardian

date: January 23, 2006

Very well designed game, easy to play with a bit of challenge. Only problem I had is with the repetitive music but overall this is a solid flash game. Even if you like foamy, which some people do, you have to admit this is a solid piece of work. If you can't handle the fact that someone wants to shot a cartoon squirrel with an annoying voice then have fun crying yourselves to sleep every night

Score: 9

"Nicely done"

submission: story of a loser

date: May 23, 2005

Very well animated and overall a fine job. don't let those dickheads get to you anyway. They're the same kind of assholes that get stuck working shitty jobs for the rest of their lives while talented people actually has productive lives in the real world

Score: 4

"I don't think this deserved turd of the week"

submission: JSR: Jet Sprite Radio

date: May 10, 2005

OK, so it was too short and didn't really have a point but i've seen alot of worse crap then this before. guess it must have been a slow week or something. try adding more content next time and it won't suck so bad

Score: 8

"Excellent use of imagery"

submission: My December

date: March 28, 2005

It had some gothic tones in it which really isn't my style but this was quickly put aside by the creativity of some of the images you used. Also while I also don't like the song you still managed to use it effectively to the point where I overall enjoyed the flash. To sum things up you put together a bunch of stuff that I generally don't like and ended up with a final product that I enjoyed very much. Good job.

Score: 5

"Somebody set up us the bomb!"

submission: Final Fantasy TS

date: March 14, 2005

You have a really good idea and it looks good as well but I found one major flaw, that being the dialog. It was kind of bland and marred with misspellings and poor grammar that made it somewhat hard to read. Work to improve that a bit and the series should turn out nicely. One major bonus was the ability to click the box when you're done reading since many text based flashes run to slow. Overall it was the makings to be quite good but there is some room for improvemeny

Score: 4

"godamnit"

submission: Evanescence-Tourniquet

date: September 1, 2004

as much as i hate evanescence i'm still can't bring myself to blam this since you did a decent job. just pick a better song next time