Score: 8

"entertaining"

submission: Drinking with Starfleet

date: May 14, 2008

Found this one and decided to give it a shot. Took me a beer a piece to take out picard and worf, one beer to take out the doc and wesley, and another 3/4 of a beer or O'Brian. almost 5 beers in about as many minutes does the job just right, good job on getting me buzzed sir

Score: 7

"Maybe just a little redundant but"

submission: E.M.O.

date: February 27, 2007

It seems like anti emo is really starting to get beaten into the ground more and more every day. I can understand the hatred for the sub culture (i call it goth lite) and i sure as hell am tired of dealing with the trend but it is getting a little bit old. now that my bashing is done overall i liked this vicious little piece of work. it was short, sweet, and to the point without dragging things out or being too outlandish. you probably caught alot of shit for this one but nice job

Score: 7

"just to brush on a few things"

submission: The Bar Pick-Up

date: February 8, 2007

I see alot of criticism over the booger comment and ok maybe it is a bit much, but overall girls really do like some humor in a guy. most find it a turn on, at least in my experiences, and it also deviates from the standard deeter mentality you find in most clubs where the guy things he's hot shit and you should nail him because he overpayed for both his clothes and his car. it shows you have a bit of a playful side and while you have confidence enough to joke you aren't cocky.

So basically, quit hating on the poor guy. he's just trying to help his fellow man by showing some of the basics